Tauschgeschäfte


-Guten Tag. Gibt es eine Warteliste für Handseife?
-Äh … nein?
-Für Toilettenpapier?
-Leider auch nicht.

(Kundin guckt die Verkäuferin mit schmalen Augen an und flüstert)
-Ich habe … (räuspert und nähert sich ihr) HE-FE zu Hause … und kann sehr gut kochen und backen. Auch türkisch … naa, wie wärs?

(Verkäuferin bekommt zunächst große Augen und schaut sich nervös um)
– Hefe? Aber … wie … woher ?
-Schhhhh!  Ist doch egaal … Interesse oder nicht?
-(flüstert) … können Sie auch … Simit backen?
-(schmunzelt dreckig) Nichts leichter als das.
-Und Baklava?
-Pfff …
-OK. (Schaut sich nochmal um und flüstert) In drei Tagen kommt eine nächste Lieferung. Vormittags um sieben. Ein Dutzend Simit und ein Blech Baklava. Ich möchte die Ware frisch und in kleinen Stücken. Um 7:30 ist Warenübergabe.
-Alles klar. Aber dann brauche ich noch zusätzlich zwei Kilo Mehl.
– *grunz*

(Im Hintergrund)
„Frau Wimmerscheidt, bitte zur Kasse drei, Frau Wimmerscheidt bitte!“

-Ich muss gehen!
-Was ist denn jetzt? Haben wir’n Deal oder nicht? …. Hallooo! Frau Flimmerschein?

(Ähnlichkeiten mit lebenden Personen ist rein zufällig und nicht beabsichtigt)

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